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Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and...
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The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
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I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.
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When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or...
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Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the...
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller.
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My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...