George Carlin, Napalm and Silly Putty Quote #8814 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
George Saintsbury Quote #31424 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Marie Louise de la Rame Ouida Quote #30469 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In a few generations more, there will probably be no room at all allowed...
Dave Barry Quote #20535 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
William Shakespeare Quote #20833 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous,...
Lawrence Peter Berra Quote #25496 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
Aesop Quote #21014 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Unknown Quote #13987 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The words you speak today should be soft and tender. . . for tomorrow...
Jack Nicholson Quote #6163 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.