Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #31424
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #30469
In a few generations more, there will probably be no room at all allowed...
Quote #20535
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
Quote #20833
Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous,...
Quote #25496
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
Quote #12317
Life is very important to Americans.
Quote #21014
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Quote #13987
The words you speak today should be soft and tender. . . for tomorrow...
Quote #6163
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.