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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time,...
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He turns all of his injuries into strengths, that which does not kill him...
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Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
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There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not...
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The author of genius does keep till his last breath the spontaneity, the ready...
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Khrushchev reminds me of the tiger hunter who has picked a place on the...
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Immortality lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your...
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A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...
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Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave for it...