Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #5119
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
Quote #23340
I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at...
Quote #2823
I do not say a proverb is amiss when aptly and reasonably applied, but...
Quote #21851
It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible,...
Quote #34026
Spring has sprung. We’re free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother...
Quote #29691
Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to...
Quote #1189
The farther the experiment is from theory the closer it is to the Nobel...
Quote #7830
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.