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Love and dignity cannot share the same abode.
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
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At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going...
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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
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It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and...
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In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by...
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but...
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Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe...
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Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, and snow is exhilarating; there...