Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #8624
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
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There is a great deal of unmapped country within us which would have to...
Quote #21857
It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It...
Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #32683
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working...
Quote #12545
It becomes a bore doing imaginative books that do not touch imaginations, and at...
Quote #24351
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
Quote #23410
I send no agent or medium, offer no representative of value,