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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
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Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a...
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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
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Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
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The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read. It...
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Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
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Home is not where you live but where they understand you.
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Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the...
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I still find each day to short for all the thoughts I want to...