Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #30281
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
Quote #16011
Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as...
Quote #2959
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Quote #29165
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #21125
If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United...
Quote #9327
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Quote #24542
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #28038
History repeats itself historians repeat each other.
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.