Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #7302
Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
Quote #2350
Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquility that religion is powerless to bestow.
Quote #21830
It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what...
Quote #24887
The National Rifle Association are the gun nuts of the world.
Quote #24953
Never utter these words ‘I do not know this, therefore it is false.’ One...
Quote #2101
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
Quote #6536
The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of mystery.
Quote #17003
The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is...
Quote #30305
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors...