Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #34460
Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.
Quote #2887
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more...
Quote #14853
We cannot be too earnest, too persistent, too determined, about living superior to the...
Quote #28516
If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying.
Quote #33035
You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
Quote #29786
We are not the same persons this year as last nor are those we...
Quote #18724
The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is an example of the eternal...
Quote #15309
Whoever is out of patience is out of possession of his soul. Men must...
Quote #13071
If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.