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Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
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Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
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We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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The difference between a rich man and a poor man is this — the...
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind...