Quote #18988
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #13333
For there is no greater pain, than to remember in present grief, past happinesses.
Quote #32719
A physicist is an atom’s way of knowing about atoms.
Quote #13094
There are very few women in society whose virtue outlasts their beauty.
Quote #34544
Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say...
Quote #1382
Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability...
Quote #30701
To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children....
Quote #621
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...