Quote #6956
It is rash to condemn where you are ignorant.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #28869
I am inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot. Men are...
Quote #930
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE Unbearably lovely music is heard as...
Quote #10432
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Quote #15975
The defects of the understanding, like those of the face, grow worse as we...
Quote #27124
Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #12640
We generate our own environment. We get exactly what we deserve. How can we...
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...