Quote #12522
Envy is ignorance, imitation is suicide.
Quote #23079
When once a man has made celebrity necessary to his happiness, he has put...
Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #34759
I used to think of all the billions of people in the world, and...
Quote #29691
Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to...
Quote #18205
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
Quote #16203
If thy words be too luxuriant, confine them, lest they confine thee. He that...
Quote #19749
Silence at the proper season is wisdom, and better than any speech.
Quote #34026
Spring has sprung. We’re free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother...