Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #20318
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.
Quote #9478
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;...
Quote #27537
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #3498
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #3934
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Quote #19827
The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Quote #8757
We never regret having eaten too little.
Quote #926
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...