Quote #10567
That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random...
Quote #4357
The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Quote #5804
Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either...
Quote #15193
Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #33582
There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #7896
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Quote #15000
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling...