Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #27364
There is no leveler like Christianity, but it levels by lifting all who receive...
Quote #5779
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but...
Quote #8444
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Quote #34412
When you build bridges you can keep crossing them.
Quote #2815
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...
Quote #14222
To be nobody-but-yourself — in a world which is doing its best, night and...
Quote #22867
I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know,...
Quote #10593
To want to be what one can be is purpose in life.
Quote #19887
In a philosophical dispute, he gains most who is defeated, since he learns most.