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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to...
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You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
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Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.
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I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #953
I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of...
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I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast...
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There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our...