Quote #2466
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
Quote #11928
We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have...
Quote #23787
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...
Quote #33376
Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once....
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #28995
Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
Quote #20701
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices so climbing is performed in...
Quote #2197
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and...
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #31974
Friendship based solely upon gratitude is like a photograph with time it fades.