Quote #11227
A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
Quote #5291
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let...
Quote #3200
National Health Insurance: The compassion of the IRS The efficiency of the Postal Service...
Quote #18964
Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #14172
Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it.
Quote #30349
Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.
Quote #1920
DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #20618
You can’t make war in the Middle East without Egypt and you can’t make...