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There are two insults no human being will endure that he has no sense...
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There is only one success … to be able to spend your life in...
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The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A...
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Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...
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Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like...
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I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
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I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am...