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At my age the bones are water in the morning until food is given...
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A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
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It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we...
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The expectations of life depend upon diligence the mechanic that would perfect his work...
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Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane...
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Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
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Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
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Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
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Loneliness seems to have become the great American disease.
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When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I...