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You know when you’ve read a good book when you turn the last page...
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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Time does not always pass at the same speed. We are the ones who...
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent...
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It is easy to fly into a passion–anybody can do that–but to be angry...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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Be faithful to that which exists nowhere but in yourself – and thus make...
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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #27048
Treaties are like roses and young girls. They last while they last.