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When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
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Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.
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I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than...
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #12716
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once...
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Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing...
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Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
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Men do not invent Myths. They only invent fables, and tell lies. True Myths...
Quote #22278
If you are not in fashion, you are nobody.