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I once read that the only way to enjoy life is to observe everything...
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is...
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If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...
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I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to...
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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their...
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Fear less, hope more Whine less, breathe more
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In love, as in war, a fortress that parleys is half taken.