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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty and he that...
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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By the time we’ve made it, we’ve had it.
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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
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We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
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Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our...
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a...
Quote #13065
If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is...