Quote #3458
Put out the light.
Quote #33488
Maybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn’t perfection but progress.
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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #22653
He that has no charity deserves no mercy.
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than...
Quote #5400
The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of...
Quote #22586
He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle...
Quote #24728
Let us talk sense to the American people. Let us tell them the truth,...
Quote #6766
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only...