Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #30254
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
Quote #3846
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Quote #23407
My final merit I refuse you, I refuse putting from me what I really...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #14151
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
Quote #2054
Success and failure are equally disastrous.
Quote #18727
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...
Quote #30843
Beware of a man’s shadow and a bee’s sting.
Quote #5264
I talk to God, but the sky is empty.