Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #22495
I let the American people down.
Quote #11273
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.
Quote #487
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere...
Quote #32470
Friends are angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble...
Quote #24688
America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the...
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Quote #24951
Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #26974
Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....