Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #46
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #379
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Quote #12090
Once a man has some money, peace begins to sound good to him.
Quote #24712
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.
Quote #14037
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
Quote #5779
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but...
Quote #17935
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
Quote #26830
There never was night that had no morn.
Quote #12222
The journey of a thousand leagues begins from beneath your feet.