Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #3447
Thank God, I have done my duty. Kiss me, Hardy.
Quote #24015
It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
Quote #32471
Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen...
Quote #11
Most of our censure of others is only oblique praise of self, uttered to...
Quote #30058
It’s not what happens to you it’s what you do about it that makes...
Quote #27210
He used to say that it was better to have one friend of great...
Quote #34122
Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person...
Quote #9173
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.