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O, woe is me, To have seen what I have seen, see what I...
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
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The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
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The beginning of wisdom is calling things by their right names.
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Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality they discourse...
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Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
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Beware the fury of a patient man.
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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
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It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What...
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If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on...