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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you...
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor...
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
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I demand more of myself than anyone else could ever expect.
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Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
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Sarah If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have...
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The incestuous relationship between government and big business thrives in the dark.
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Let us, then, be up and doing, with a heart for any fate Still...