Quote #8545
I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may...
Quote #290
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed...
Quote #5288
We should manage our fortunes as we do our health – enjoy it when...
Quote #20981
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #27047
Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown...
Quote #31086
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...
Quote #34839
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
Quote #3156
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.