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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
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Courage and modesty are the most unequivocal of virtues, for they are of a...
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Religiously strict people, who judge themselves without mercy, are also those who have most...
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Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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Literature is the human activity that takes the fullest and most precise account of...
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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Me, we. (Supposedly the shortest quote in the English language delivered at a Harvard...
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Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
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Wisdom is the principal thing, therefore get wisdom; and with all thy getting, get...