Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #1199
Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #3277
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the...
Quote #20819
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...
Quote #24879
Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.
Quote #7494
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is...
Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #10314
It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.
Quote #7775
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...