Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #18311
Bruce Wayne Y’see, my life is really com-PLEX.
Quote #16566
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Quote #32340
Yesterday’s failures are today’s seeds That must be diligently planted to be able to...
Quote #31911
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in first, you get accused...
Quote #8810
By the work one knows the workmen.
Quote #29396
I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a...
Quote #32098
Never solve a problem from its original perspective.
Quote #9521
To sin in silence while others doth protest makes cowards out of men.