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It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish.
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
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The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
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Though thou has never so many counselors, yet do not forsake the counsel of...
Quote #115
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very...
Quote #21287
Chess teaches you to control the initial excitement you feel when you see something...
Quote #29489
Some of us just go along . . . until that marvelous day people...
Quote #31496
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
Quote #185
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.