Quote #16668
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more...
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You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man’s...
Quote #18815
My friends and my road-fellows, pity the nation that is full of beliefs and...
Quote #308
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...
Quote #1855
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do...
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #1979
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Quote #8530
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.
Quote #29761
Do not think of knocking out another person’s brains because he differs in opinion...
Quote #19675
To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish.