Quote #10437
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #17360
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #23413
Do I contradict myself Very well then I contradict myself,
Quote #16661
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #14713
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
Quote #30303
It is as hard to take success as it is failure.
Quote #34665
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #27758
What’s been great about the human race gives you a sense of how great...
Quote #30968
Do not put your spoon into the pot which does not boil for you.
Quote #3419
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.