Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time...
Quote #12670
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
Quote #27558
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #24861
Trying to be normal is the greatest abnormality in the world.
Quote #24916
The happiness and unhappiness of the rational, social animal depends not on what he...
Quote #13169
…people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #21350
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from...
Quote #17485
Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.