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Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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The happiest people are those who think the most interesting thoughts. Those who decide...
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A poet is an unhappy being whose heart it torn by secret sufferings, but...
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I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word...
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Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens...
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Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as...