Quote #14224
The condition upon which God has given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
Quote #24031
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
Quote #10099
All that is really necessary for survival of the fittest, it seems, is an...
Quote #18396
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Quote #1098
If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it...
Quote #31292
A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.
Quote #31667
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #28422
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #6070
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.