Quote #265
No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Quote #14889
The truly educated man is that rare individual who can separate reality from illusion.
Quote #19136
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
Quote #19818
No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...
Quote #33694
Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
Quote #30634
You may not be in a class by yourself, but it sure doesn’t take...
Quote #20370
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #24685
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly...
Quote #20003
They talk about their Pilgrim blood, Their birthright high and holy A mountain-stream that...