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Quote #28318

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
(Anon.)

Quote #19137

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Catullus

Quote #26381

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
My mind’s sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account...
A. C. Benson

Quote #22944

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
All the best stories are but one story in reality–the story of escape. It...
Dave Barry

Quote #20537

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
Samuel Johnson

Quote #23096

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found,...
Alphonse Karr

Quote #29108

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The more things change, the more they are the same.
Friedrich von Schiller

Quote #8540

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Mark Twain

Quote #17771

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Quote #32619

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Dans ce pays-ci il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral...
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