Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28318 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
(Anon.) Quote #19137 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Catullus Quote #26381 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My mind’s sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account...
A. C. Benson Quote #22944 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 All the best stories are but one story in reality–the story of escape. It...
Dave Barry Quote #20537 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
Samuel Johnson Quote #23096 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found,...
Alphonse Karr Quote #29108 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The more things change, the more they are the same.
Friedrich von Schiller Quote #8540 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Mark Twain Quote #17771 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire Quote #32619 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Dans ce pays-ci il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral...