Quote #10092
War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict...
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I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
Quote #398
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
Quote #41
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Quote #21450
Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all...
Quote #19504
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #6312
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #11485
Everyone loves justice in the affairs of another.
Quote #20415
True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
Quote #25368
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.