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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Agent Smith I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time...
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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
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It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end...
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You must learn some of my philosophy. Think only of the past as its...
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
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You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where...
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If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
Quote #33691
Praise the bridge that carried you over.
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.