Quote #13068
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling...
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The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #31028
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #12942
Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure.
Quote #24487
In the night all cats are gray.
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The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of...
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If you can dream it, you can do it.
Quote #17069
Time is the least thing we have.