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The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
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If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
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Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Quote #8834
The best mirror is an old friend.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
Quote #15915
When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask...
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #8008
Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal.
Quote #34571
My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...