Quote #12657
Man is a wonderful creature; he sees through the layers of fat (eyes), hears...
Quote #19394
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes he who loves no one has...
Quote #8510
He mobilized the English language and sent it into battle to steady his fellow...
Quote #18303
The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern...
Quote #33620
Dig where the gold isunless you just need some exercise.
Quote #34708
I grow more intense as I age.
Quote #19493
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #7892
My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans...
Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #3366
My empty waterdish mocks me.